Rage-fueled beaver declares war on artificial Christmas trees



Beavers have officially joined the war on Christmas.

In Charlotte Hall, Maryland, yesterday, witnesses spotted a lone beaver wandering through the artificial Christmas tree aisle. Perhaps fueled by residual Black Friday rage, the beaver soon began to tear through the Christmas trees and the store, leaving a path of unparalleled destruction in its adorable little wake.

“The suspect attempted to flee the area,” the St. Mary County Sheriff’s Office explained in a statement. The beaver, however, was apprehended by animal control before it could leave the store and chaos even more chaos and pain. Read more…

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