Pornhub wishes you a horny Christmas in surprisingly SFW ad

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the web … well, something was stirring.

Pornhub makes the case that you don’t need mistletoe to enjoy yourself this holiday season in its latest innuendo-laden Christmas ad. 

In the 90-second video, various people settle in for what looks to be a dreary Christmas eve spent alone as melancholy holiday music sets the scene.

But the mood changes as Santa’s sleigh flies overhead and apparently unlocks a premium membership to the adult site for each of the dejected yuletide celebrants. Read more…

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Former NFL star Andre Johnson treats needy kids to a $20K Christmas shopping spree

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Andre Johnson retired from the NFL on Oct. 31 after a legendary career as a wide receiver, but his many accomplishments on the field are nothing compared to this. 

Johnson took a dozen children on a Wednesday morning holiday shopping spree in the Houston area, footing a bill that came out to nearly $20,000. 

Johnson played most of his career with the Houston Texans. He worked with Child Protective Services to find a dozen kids who could use a boost this holiday season, according to Houston’s ABC News affiliate. He then gave the kids 80 seconds to run wild at a Toys “R” Us, promising to foot the bill for all the toys they could grab.  Read more…

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Cruz Beckham has just dropped his debut Christmas single

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LONDON — Forget about the Kardashians and the Trumps: it’s clearly the Beckhams who are on a steady course to become the world’s most powerful family.

The latest Beckham to claim the spotlight is Cruz, who — despite only being 11-years old — has already launched an actual Christmas single.

The song was first played on Capital FM on Wednesday morning.

My first single #IfEveryDayWasChristmas is out tomorrow! Hear it on @CapitalOfficial at 7.30am 🎅🏼 https://t.co/33uRsX8aJ6 #CruzOnCapital 😜 pic.twitter.com/704Cs3Z2LS

— Cruz Beckham (@CruzBeckham) December 6, 2016 Read more…

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Expectations vs. reality at the office Christmas party

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Ah, the annual office holiday party. It’s the perfect opportunity to cut loose with your coworkers, blow off steam and let your colleagues finally see you with your hair down.

It’s also a social situation that lends itself to embarrassing snafus, awkward conversations, wardrobe malfunctions and some super awkward next-morning run-ins at the watercooler.

Below are a few things you’ve been quietly hoping will happen at this year’s office party, but who are you kidding? We all know how this will turn out.

Office gift giving… 

Expectation: This year’s Secret Santa exchange will finally yield something you can actually use. Read more…

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Man’s angry tweet about Christmas backfires spectacularly

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LONDON — Extending an offer to the Twittersphere — even the rhetorical, angry, throwaway kind — can be a risky business. 

There’s always the chance people might take you up it.

Over the weekend, Twitter user @AnishUKIP posted two (now deleted) tweets about Christmas.

“I know this is early, Merry Christmas to all,” he wrote. “We are a western Christian country. If this country loses its identity the rest is meaningless.”

Then, he tweeted this:

Can anyone who is offended by #UKIPChristmas and who needs a free lift to the airport contact @AnishUKIP for details. Please RT. 🎄🚕✈️ pic.twitter.com/fZjzuEe8yF

— Christmas®Watch (@XmasWatch) December 4, 2016 Read more…

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Christmas lights are the only way to accessorize your beard this season

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LONDON — We’ve heard of beard baubles, glitter beards and even jingle bell-adorned beards.

Now a new trend has hit the beard scene and it’s about to light up this festive season in a big — and very literal — way. 

Twinkling fairy lights are the latest addition to the ever-burgeoning list of ways to bedazzle one’s beard this Yuletide.

One pop-up is bringing the twinkly lights to bearded Londoners, with one-off beard decorating sessions and stylist consultations. 

Image: Mikael Buck / East Village

Bearded hipsters can have a go at embellishing their whiskers with lights at a beard grooming stall at East Village E20’s Christmas market in east London on Sunday, Dec. 11

The “pimp my beard” pop-up will offer bearded gentlemen the chance to have a signature look crafted for them by a professional beard stylist.  Read more…

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Chrissy Treigen is the official celebrity holiday pun of 2016

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‘Tis the season to make decorative choices based on corny puns about celebrities. 

Wreath Witherspoons, though perfect, have gone a little commercial since Mindy Kaling brought the phrase into our holiday vernacular back in 2014 and Reese herself cashed in on the pun. But 2016 is the year to DIY a Chrissy Treigen. 

@chrissyteigen Chriss(t)y a savior is born 🎄. I’m dreaming of a white (castle) Christmas cc: @bhickkks pic.twitter.com/YhsA49SZih

— nat condon (@natco92) December 6, 2016

All you need to do is print out a photo (preferably involving a burger) and stick it on top of your tree, like a North Star guiding you away from the trolls.  Read more…

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Muslim-owned restaurant is offering free meals to the homeless this Christmas

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A Turkish restaurant in London has decided to celebrate Christmas with a loving act of charity.

Shish Restaurant, which is Muslim-owned and based in Sidcup, is offering free meals to the homeless over the coming holiday period, The Telegraph reports.

Throughout the day, from noon until 6 p.m., the homeless and elderly will be able to enjoy a free three-course meal, with a main entrée choice of chicken casserole, vegetarian casserole or chicken shish (grilled chicken served on skewers), along with soup or cacik (Turkish yoghurt) and a dessert of rice pudding. Read more…

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Singer lulls puppy to sleep with acapella Christmas tune

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No matter how cute your puppy is, sometimes making him sleep is the only way to get yourself a little peace and quiet.

YouTuber Rachel Smith found the perfect way to get her adorable dog to do just that – by singing a soulful, acapella rendition of ”Christmas Time is Here.”

Rachel, can we please get a full version of your beautiful voice singing this song, set to the serene image of your pup sleeping?

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