A 15-year-old named Christian recently got himself in a sticky icky situation after swapping phone numbers with his mother. Someone didn’t get the memo, and unfortunately, that someone was his weed dealer.
Christian’s sister Anna tweeted out a photo of the exchange, which as an older, wiser sister, she found pretty hilarious.
Luckily, James Corden has all three of those things. In the clip above, Corden visits a Starbucks in LA and finds a man working on a movie script. He then proceeds to recruit members of staff and the public (and, randomly, Jason Schwartzman) to turn the script into a reality.
Needless to say, the finished product is a thing of beauty.
This is the story of how a squirrel stole Christmas.
Margaret Rican and her Seattle home has been targeted by a thieving squirrel that she has dubbed the “Bulb Bandit.” In a series of YouTube videos, Rican documented the pesky rodent taking colorful bulbs out of a string of lights wraaped around her home’s deck.
“He has stolen 150 in 24 hours, carefully and precisely chewing through the wires to steal the bulb and bury them around the neighborhood,” Rican explains on YouTube.
While it’s humorous to think that there’s a Christmas-hating squirrel roaming the streets of Seattle, the story takes a sudden depressing turn when you realize this poor squirrel probably thinks the bulbs are actually food. Read more…
This piece contains spoilers for Westworld, up to and including episode 10.
Westworld‘s first season came to a close, tying together several loops, loose ends and unanswered questions.
Viewers finally learned that William and the Man in Black are in fact the same person, which has been theorized since episode 2. However, having seen William’s transformation from hero to psychopath, we have to wonder what exactly happened when he and Logan went home after their visit.
Yes, Logan’s fate in episode 10 was left undefined — William sends his future brother-in-law off into the sunset, naked and bound on top of a horse — but since Logan was last seen alive onscreen and the fact that William explained his business plans to him, we have to imagine Logan makes it out of Westworld alive. In which case, what the hell did his father and sister think about William’s time in the park? Read more…
The war between the loud neighbors upstairs and the easily disturbed neighbors downstairs continues.
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of living below another apartment you know how loud simple things like walking across the floor can sound. Hardwood floors have the ability to make a chair being moved sound like a backyard wrestling match.
Twitter user morgxmarie had a little issue with some of her upstairs neighbors in her dorm recently, so she and her roommates decided to confront them with a pretty nasty letter.
While annoying neighbors can bring out the worst in people, the note was maybe a little harsh. But the neighbors had a good attitude about the whole thing and decided to print up some fake tickets for the 2 a.m. basketball game referenced in the note. Read more…
If you leave children unattended for even a moment they’re bound to get into something.
The mum in this clip left her kids for the time it took her to put in her contacts, which was clearly more than enough. When she returned she found both her kids completely covered in Sudocrem, an antiseptic ointment.
The mum says that it took her all day and multiple baths to get all the cream off, but adds “they’ve not had a nappy rash since.”
Either this beta fish had a terribly short life or it hatched an amazing escape plan.
Fish owner Brook Essick was transferring her fish Dane from a small glass to a large tank after a cleaning when something went wrong. Moments after the transfer, Dane’s body became lifeless, and Essick presumed the poor fish dead.
“When we put him back in the bowl, he swam for probably five seconds and then just immediately ‘died’ and started floating,” Essick told Mashable.
Essick was unable to confirm that Dane still had life left in his small fishy body, so she did what most fish owners do when their loved ones die, and she flushed Dane off to fishy heaven. Read more…