Weed dealer makes a smooth save after accidentally texting a teen’s mom

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Never, ever switch phone numbers with your mom.

A 15-year-old named Christian recently got himself in a sticky icky situation after swapping phone numbers with his mother. Someone didn’t get the memo, and unfortunately, that someone was his weed dealer.

Christian’s sister Anna tweeted out a photo of the exchange, which as an older, wiser sister, she found pretty hilarious.

my mom and my little brother switched phones and my mom received this text and I am crying lmaooo pic.twitter.com/eO1PdsvXUw

— a nna (@anna5skin) December 2, 2016

“Need bud?” the text said.

Christian’s mom replied explaining the mishap, but needed some clarification.  Read more…

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James Corden and Jason Schwartzman shoot a film entirely in Starbucks

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You don’t need big budgets and fancy sets to make a movie.

All that’s really required is a script, a Starbucks full of amateur actors, and the will to make it happen.

Luckily, James Corden has all three of those things. In the clip above, Corden visits a Starbucks in LA and finds a man working on a movie script. He then proceeds to recruit members of staff and the public (and, randomly, Jason Schwartzman) to turn the script into a reality.

Needless to say, the finished product is a thing of beauty.

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Man’s angry tweet about Christmas backfires spectacularly

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LONDON — Extending an offer to the Twittersphere — even the rhetorical, angry, throwaway kind — can be a risky business. 

There’s always the chance people might take you up it.

Over the weekend, Twitter user @AnishUKIP posted two (now deleted) tweets about Christmas.

“I know this is early, Merry Christmas to all,” he wrote. “We are a western Christian country. If this country loses its identity the rest is meaningless.”

Then, he tweeted this:

Can anyone who is offended by #UKIPChristmas and who needs a free lift to the airport contact @AnishUKIP for details. Please RT. 🎄🚕✈️ pic.twitter.com/fZjzuEe8yF

— Christmas®Watch (@XmasWatch) December 4, 2016 Read more…

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Renegade squirrel steals 150 Christmas lights

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This is the story of how a squirrel stole Christmas. 

Margaret Rican and her Seattle home has been targeted by a thieving squirrel that she has dubbed the “Bulb Bandit.” In a series of YouTube videos, Rican documented the pesky rodent taking colorful bulbs out of a string of lights wraaped around her home’s deck.

“He has stolen 150 in 24 hours, carefully and precisely chewing through the wires to steal the bulb and bury them around the neighborhood,” Rican explains on YouTube. 

While it’s humorous to think that there’s a Christmas-hating squirrel roaming the streets of Seattle, the story takes a sudden depressing turn when you realize this poor squirrel probably thinks the bulbs are actually food.  Read more…

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Sending 1,000 text messages a week is harder than you think

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American teenage girls send on average roughly 1,015 texts a week. I tried to give it a shot. Things didn’t end well.  

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Here’s a missing ‘Westworld’ scene we wrote to fill in the show’s biggest plot hole

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This piece contains spoilers for Westworld, up to and including episode 10.

Westworld‘s first season came to a close, tying together several loops, loose ends and unanswered questions.

Viewers finally learned that William and the Man in Black are in fact the same person, which has been theorized since episode 2. However, having seen William’s transformation from hero to psychopath, we have to wonder what exactly happened when he and Logan went home after their visit.

Yes, Logan’s fate in episode 10 was left undefined — William sends his future brother-in-law off into the sunset, naked and bound on top of a horse — but since Logan was last seen alive onscreen and the fact that William explained his business plans to him, we have to imagine Logan makes it out of Westworld alive. In which case, what the hell did his father and sister think about William’s time in the park? Read more…

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Loud upstairs neighbors have hilarious response to nasty letter

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The war between the loud neighbors upstairs and the easily disturbed neighbors downstairs continues.

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of living below another apartment you know how loud simple things like walking across the floor can sound. Hardwood floors have the ability to make a chair being moved sound like a backyard wrestling match.

Twitter user morgxmarie had a little issue with some of her upstairs neighbors in her dorm recently, so she and her roommates decided to confront them with a pretty nasty letter.

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While annoying neighbors can bring out the worst in people, the note was maybe a little harsh. But the neighbors had a good attitude about the whole thing and decided to print up some fake tickets for the 2 a.m. basketball game referenced in the note.  Read more…

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Fill out this job application form to be considered for Trump’s cabinet

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President-elect Trump is filling his cabinet with a who’s who of rich crazy people.

From Chief Strategist Steve Bannon to Jeff Sessions, his pick for attorney general, each one of Trump’s selections seems to come with more than a handful of scandals and conflicts. Trump’s pick for National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, for example, owns a lobbying organization that has received “tens of thousands” of dollars from foreign companies. His Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin was a Goldman trader who’s since become a hedge fund manager.

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Mum leaves the room for one minute and all hell breaks loose

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If you leave children unattended for even a moment they’re bound to get into something.

The mum in this clip left her kids for the time it took her to put in her contacts, which was clearly more than enough. When she returned she found both her kids completely covered in Sudocrem, an antiseptic ointment.

The mum says that it took her all day and multiple baths to get all the cream off, but adds “they’ve not had a nappy rash since.” 

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‘Dead’ fish miraculously comes back to life the moment the toilet flushes

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Either this beta fish had a terribly short life or it hatched an amazing escape plan.

Fish owner Brook Essick was transferring her fish Dane from a small glass to a large tank after a cleaning when something went wrong. Moments after the transfer, Dane’s body became lifeless, and Essick presumed the poor fish dead.

“When we put him back in the bowl, he swam for probably five seconds and then just immediately ‘died’ and started floating,” Essick told Mashable.

Essick was unable to confirm that Dane still had life left in his small fishy body, so she did what most fish owners do when their loved ones die, and she flushed Dane off to fishy heaven. Read more…

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