LONDON — So, you’ve been seeing each other for a while. You’re not quite sure if they’re your boyfriend or girlfriend and you’re not quite ready to pop the question.
As you ruminate your relationship status — or lack thereof — the universe deals you a blow. The holidays.
Sure, the holidays are fine when you’re loved up and able to casually throw around words like “love”, “couple” and “relationship”. But, what about your casual lover, fuck buddy, or the person who’s kinda-sorta-not-quite your boyfriend or girlfriend?
She’s the one whose Instagram account doubles as a modeling portfolio for her great dane. He’s the one who considers himself a doting father to his bearded collie. When you meet her for coffee, she pulls out her phone and shows you sweet photos of her dachshund splayed out across her pillow.
The 2016 election brought legal recreational cannabis to four more states, continuing a trend of ending a decades long prohibition on the sticky icky. With legalization comes normalization, and more than ever people are feeling more comfortable with admitting that they like the green.
So, now that the holidaze are upon us, consider treating the lovable stoner in your life with one of the following gifts. Or just give them cash so they can go buy some weed.
The Donald J. Trump campaign surprised “Make America Great Again” supporters with a new holiday gift just before Thanksgiving. For $150, you can own a Christmas ornament shaped like the red MAGA hats.
But there’s another surprise — a priceless one — that just keeps on giving. Amazon users took to the product page, where the ornament was unavailable as of Thursday morning, to leave what we can bet to be fake, but nevertheless hilarious reviews.