If Neil deGrasse Tyson ever puts out an album, the internet has cover art suggestions

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Neil deGrasse Tyson makes no claims about his abilities as a singer and songwriter.

And yet when the internet’s favorite astrophysicist tweeted a photo of himself luxuriating in casual blue button-down, Twitter responded accordingly. 

If I had any singing talent and if I knew how to write love songs and if I recorded them, then this would be my album coverpic.twitter.com/N5PmbuwQVV

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) November 30, 2016

Should Tyson abandon his field to pen a series of science-heavy love songs, the internet has a few solid cover art suggestions.

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Romney dining with Trump is the ultimate real-life Jim Halpert

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Way back in the spring, Mitt Romney called Donald Trump “a fraud” who “lacks the temperament to be president.” 

What a difference a couple of months makes. On Tuesday night, he was spotted at four-star restaurant Jean Georges in New York City having dinner with the president-elect. (On the menu: frog legs, scallops and sirloin.)

Romney is in the running to become Trump’s secretary of state. The awkwardness of having to dine with a man you once called “a phony” was written all over Romney’s face. 

In fact, it brings to mind a certain paper salesman who also had to endure the crude jokes of an oafish man who, somehow, found himself in a position of power.  Read more…

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Babies crying in slow motion makes for an hilarious, nightmarish trend

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Thanks to higher frame rates and simple video editing tools at our fingertips, anyone can turn the heartbreaking cry from a child into a hilarious sound.

While there are plenty of people that have found humor in a slowed down version of their child’s discomfort before, the trend kicked off again on Monday after someone submitted a clip of a stingray acting weird at an aquarium while using Snapchat’s slow motion feature. 

While the stingray was funny enough, there happened to be a baby wailing at the top of its lungs in the background, turning the clip into something straight out of a horror movie. Read more…

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A sexy Kenny G meme war is what the internet does best

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Kenny G’s hands are for one thing and one thing only: playing his super seductive, smooth jazz sax.

On Saturday, the musician who is apparently still around and relevant tweeted this photo of him on his bike with the caption: “My hands are for one thing only: playing sax.”

Within seconds, a brief yet beautiful meme war began.

Here’s the initial tweet for reference/your long-term memory.

My hands are for one thing only: playing sax pic.twitter.com/ncuJJUBBAg

— Kenny G (@kennyg) November 26, 2016

Skilled tweeters then put their photoshop, captioning and *hands* to work. Read more…

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