Chrissy Treigen is the official celebrity holiday pun of 2016

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‘Tis the season to make decorative choices based on corny puns about celebrities. 

Wreath Witherspoons, though perfect, have gone a little commercial since Mindy Kaling brought the phrase into our holiday vernacular back in 2014 and Reese herself cashed in on the pun. But 2016 is the year to DIY a Chrissy Treigen. 

@chrissyteigen Chriss(t)y a savior is born 🎄. I’m dreaming of a white (castle) Christmas cc: @bhickkks pic.twitter.com/YhsA49SZih

— nat condon (@natco92) December 6, 2016

All you need to do is print out a photo (preferably involving a burger) and stick it on top of your tree, like a North Star guiding you away from the trolls.  Read more…

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This foul-mouthed holiday coloring book is everything you need

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LONDON — Are you a fan of cheeky puns and can’t resist a bit of colourful language every now and then? 

Then this Christmas coloring book is everything you’ve ever wanted, and more.

Irish illustrator Edwina McNamee from Ardee, Co. Louth, creates delightfully foul-mouthed coloring books that combine whimsical drawings with her Irish sense of humor.

And her holiday edition is — to put it in her own words — “Festive as Fuck.”

“I’ve always been a bit sweary, and I have always loved to draw, so I decided to combine the two,” McNamee told MashableRead more…

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Reese Witherspoon is trolling us all with the name of a new festive dress

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Nothing says “happy holidays” like a good troll from Reese Witherspoon.

As part of her lifestyle brand Draper James‘ clothing line, the actress is selling one dress with a pretty funny name.

We present to you, Wreath Witherspoon:

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For a cool $295, you could own the punniest dress online.

Reese is obviously very proud of her new “holiday nickname,” on Wednesday. 

Because everyone needs a holiday nickname! ❤️, #WreathWitherspoon (Full @draperjames video: https://t.co/eZOzRNeSet) pic.twitter.com/vDt7tEeaJP

— Reese Witherspoon (@RWitherspoon) November 30, 2016 Read more…

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Paralympians’ pun-filled supermarketing outing is pure gold

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This looks like one successful supermarket outing — pun-wise, at least.

Fresh from their glory at the Rio Paralympic Games, Singapore swimming greats Yip Pin Xiu and Theresa Goh were at the supermarket, when they got into a round of quick-fire punning.

“You know what I’d say if I wanted my mum (named Rose) to hold on? I’d say Waitrose,” says Goh, filming Yip’s reaction.

“When you get restless, do you get…Fiji-ty?” she says, with Fiji water in the frame.

It appears Goh uploaded each one to her Instagram Stories, where she posts as @wheelie_wonka. (Yup.) Read more…

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