Before you read this, go eat some queso.
Seriously, listen to me. Don’t read further. Go happily enjoy some queso, then return.
Now that you’re back, it’s time for you to watch this clip of Ted Cruz describing what makes Texas queso so magnificent.
The clip, tweeted by Jordan Rudner, a Washington correspondent for Dallas News, begins very normally. “It just tastes good,” he says. It’s a sweet and simple answer, and one he shouldn’t have continued to explain. Read more…